My First Lady (to be)- Margaret Wanjiru Gakuo-Kenyatta.

 

Saseni lezzy girls :)

Right, so did everyone make it through? It’s been an intense one week and finally Kenya has a new President elect. I am not going to talk about the president elect Uhuru Kenyatta or the disputes in court right now, the pomp and circumstances of politics can be so boring. Imma talk about the piece of flesh and blood marble that is our First Lady elect Margaret Wanjiru Gakuo-Kenyatta.

The kind of smile that makes me imagine things....

SWEET LESBIAN JESUS, YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS AT LAST!

And that makes me feel like dancing. I mean, gee, wouldn’t you just love to hug her? A loving mother of three very sweet kids and a prayerful lady. Uhuru, recounted how she sneaked out of bed for many nights to pray for this nation. How she worked behind the scenes tirelessly and dutifully for his sweet victory.

She is very shy. But she is a bad ass Mutha F (word I cannot say because this is the presidency of Kenya we are talking about and I don’t own even a quarter piece of land to bail my ass out of prison). Bad ass because she is stunning and she comes across as very passionate, loving and submissive. I can only imagine what a night it was for Mr. Uhuru that victorious night, with him getting it steaming hot in their bedroom. Oh please, don’t act like you don’t imagine these things y’all! She might look motherly but she can also be many other things to her hubby…ahem.Image

Sweet mercy! Our First Lady is hotter than all your first ladies East Africa. Suck it!

She is compassionate, standing by her husband in his stormy days, leaning by him, praying for him, and holding his hand. She had prayed for this election and I am happy that her unwavering dedication has a sweet pay off. What else can a gay girl ask for? Kenya has made history for holding a very peaceful election. I am so fucking proud of being Kenyan right now.

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She has never been in the limelight, preferring to keep away from the public eye but after all those years of waiting, the lesbian in me can finally sit back on the couch and wait for the 9 o’clock news because she has automatically joined my lesbian crush list. Please God let this presidency be! Fingers crossed.

While she might be shy, in fact I don’t mind her shyness, all I want is for her to just sit pretty and let my jaws drop every time I catch a glimpse of her and melt away in her awesomeness. Given the law of physics and the fact that she is the First Lady and the fact that we will never cross paths, I am content with the fact that I can dream her, fantasize about her, ogle her, write poems about her and God knows what other things…

I am a gay girl, and that is what a gay girl of substance does :D

 

PS:There is a part two of this post. There are some mistakes here and they have been corrected.

15 thoughts on “My First Lady (to be)- Margaret Wanjiru Gakuo-Kenyatta.

  1. tabitha says:

    lovely first lady

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  2. queerisme says:

    IKR?! Thank you for stopping by Tabitha :)

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  3. Teeny Bikini says:

    That’s really awesome.

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  4. Njoki says:

    ha ha ha you made my night, so pretty we are damn lucky

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  5. Shiqoramanda says:

    Hahaha u r craiiizy!i!

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  6. Oyunga says:

    “Uhuru, recounted how she sneaked out of bed for many nights to pray for this nation. How she worked behind the scenes tirelessly and dutifully for his sweet victory”. Actually that was Ruto talking about his wife Rachel. Interesting take, though I was hoping for physical specifics on the object of your crush because that prayeful angle is a bit of a stretch. All Kenyan politicians and their spouses become religious zealots when they rise to high office.

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    • queerisme says:

      Oyunga, Thank you for taking your time to read my blog. You being a bigwig and everything..huge stuff. I actually found the info on Uhuru’s facebook page and realized later that those words were from Ruto to Racheal, a fan incorrectly wrote it. With the damage already done, i have been planning to write a proper post about her which i will, and yes, i will include all the physical aspects this time :D

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  7. kenyanphil says:

    Where does she hang out? I wouldn’t mind throwing down a few cocktails with her. Nice post btw!

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  8. queerisme says:

    Haha, kenyanphil, she has been doing a good job in hiding herself from the public and now that she is a state asset, I guess we will never know :( but if we do, how are we going to get our asses past those bodyguards? I am eyeing the daughter too, the sons are also very handsome, lets crack this code man!. We can talk about their age later :D
    Thank you!

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  9. Carolkay says:

    Loved your aspect of it all, am a fan already…. i looked at her biography in Wikipedia and was amazed find that all was said about her was that she was the presidents wife! not even a D.O.B!.. Anyways am hoping we will get to know more about her to expand her page with info…. fellow lesbian girl :)

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  10. Carolkay says:

    Loved your aspect of it all, am a fan already…. i looked at her biography on Wikipedia and was amazed find that all was said about her was that she was the presidents wife! not even a D.O.B!.. Anyways am hoping we will get to know more about her to expand her page with info…. fellow lesbian girl :)

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  11. queerisme says:

    Can you believe it! I might as well edit that Wikipedia page and add my own unmentionables about her lol :) Thank you Carol for stopping by. Hoping i will see more of you here now that we have something in common :-)

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